according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????
i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this.
GUYS OH MY GOD
When people can’t handle the truth.
kenny’s vocaloid phase
World is mine~
the mccormicks actually had money until kenny’s dreaded vocaloid phase
Look at this masterpiece, my little Eric made!
that fucking asshole drew a picture of himself to give to his mom
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.
Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.
if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
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"He sent me another pair of vampire teeth, ugh."
"I hate to say it, but I think Count Douchebag has 'imprinted' on you, as the vamp kids call it.”
"…don’t fucking say such fucking horrible things, Michael."
I aged them up a bit, because high-school/middle-school drama is best drama, what with all the hormones running wild. Firkle is in in grade 4 still, tho.
do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr